Dear Damn Deer,
July 28th, 2007 by mary
Last night you decided to dine in my garden. I have not had you visit my garden over the past 3 years. You decided to visit this year and steal away some of my favorite veggies. Yeah, the zucchini. I’ve never heard of deer eating zucchini before, but I know it to be true due to last night’s events. You ate the leaves off of my zucchini plants and then ate portions of two of my zucchinis. They were the perfect size too. I couldn’t believe it! You didn’t eat the oversized ones that I didn’t want. Nope…you ate the good sized ones- perfect for frying.
You think you are innocent? Oh no…I have evidence. Your DNA is on the zucchini and your prints are in the garden as shown in exhibits A and B below:
Do not come back to visit my garden again or you will be sorry! I am not a violent person, but you’ve tampered with the wrong garden!
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July 31st, 2007 at 7:36 am
is the knife to show the size of the poop, or to scare away the deer?